califournicated:

ultra-overdosin:

califournicated:

I had a dream that ultra-overdosin was my girlfriend last night and I was pretty pissed when I woke up.

OH MY GOD…

You don’t have to pissed I mean I think I’m a pretty good catch 👌😂

I was pissed when I woke up and it wasn’t true dumbass.

How lovely your words are..

DUMB ASS I KNOW THAT

I have class in 30 minutes…

Nothing like a cup of pumpkin spice coffee and fruit AND AMERICAN HORROR STORY TO START OFF MY DAY

califournicated:

I had a dream that ultra-overdosin was my girlfriend last night and I was pretty pissed when I woke up.

OH MY GOD…

You don’t have to pissed I mean I think I’m a pretty good catch 👌😂

nataliafern:

kat—i:

Getting into a relationship with me means I will put up with your shit. I will tell you I’m fucking pissed off at you but that doesn’t mean I will break up with you. I will tell you you are an asshole but I still love you then prob not talk to you for a few hours. I get into a relationship knowing there’s good AND bad days. And im willing to get through it with you on all days

Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol 

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

melodicchaoticc

kryptonite-mia:

I want to be kissed angrily.

I want a girl who has had an extremely bad day and is mad at the world, shove me against a wall and kiss me until both our lips start to bruise. I want her to pour out all the anger shes feeling and shove it down my lungs, and then I want to push back. Not with force but with air, I want to turn that anger into love and turn the bruising kiss soft. I want to remind her that life is too beautiful to hate.

mylittleghoulie:

October feels like the home sweet home of all the months. The moment the calendar reaches October 1st I get this warm and cozy feeling that lasts for 31 glorious days. I absolutely love it.

shutdownthecity:

latelycravingmore:

I don’t need much, a good morning text and goodnight call here and there. Just show me a few little things that most people wouldn’t. I don’t need to have your attention 24/7, all day long even though I wouldn’t mind. I just want to know that even if you’re busy, you’re still thinking about me.

lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows